~ but there's a chance that you are wrong, and i am right this time ~

My parentals are crazy.

Me: Well I was thinking I might go too, if that's cool.
Mum: Well, we're cool, but are you?
Me: ...What?
Mum: Well we're cool, but you have to be cool if you want to be in the cool gang.
Me: There is so much wrong with that.
Mum: Well, if you're not cool, you can't be in the cool gang. What's wrong with that?
Me: Nobody says gang anymore.
Mum: Well the cool gang does. Don't we Robin?
Dad: Well no, after that we became the cool posse.
Mum: What?!
Dad: Well that was before we became the Carrick Massif.
Mum: You never told me that!
Dad: Well I'm telling you now!!